Tweety Trash

The thing that first caught our eye in the (vast) world of Topeka Trash was the very thing we bring you in this post...TWEETY TRUCK. I was driving down Wanamaker and ended up behind it and immediatly called Tiffany to tell her about it. SHE ALREADY KNEW! She too had been subjected to Tweety Truck. We began discussing how ridiculous it is when adults cling to cartoon characters in the form of clothing, tatoos, decals, etc. We decided we had to blog about it. Then, the other day, I was driving down 21st Street talking on the phone with Sam and, behold, Tweety truck pulled out in front of me. The chase was on...

Butt Trash

This post was requested. How trashy is it to use a potted plant as an ashtray?? Even if the plant is dead??

Trash Hunt

This blog has been ignored and I only have myself to blame. I am planning to spend as much time as necessary on a trash hunt this weekend so if anyone knows of an event where there will be a concentration of subjects do share. More to come...

Irony Trash

As we begin our maiden blog, Tiffany and I cannot help but notice the inherant irony in our beginning a blog specifically to make fun of trashy people while out in public dressed like this, stuffing our faces with cake...



Notice, I actually have cake on my boob. Boob cake is DEFINITELY trashy. Also, take in Tiffany's pink pants. She claims they're red but I think she's living in the past. She can't remember how long she's owned them. She's been forbidden to wear them in public and fears their confiscation upon the publication of this post.



The point of Trash Blog is to publicy mock everyone who isn't us. This is essentially what we do on a regular basis, we're just publishing it. Please, submit pictures, signs, whatever. Items may be e-mailed to either Tiffany or me. We want real-life material, things you see around town. For our first post, in the spirit of good sportsmanship, we'll make fun of ourselves. Here's some material from our very own playbook.

Mullet Trash

Beer Hat Trash