Bark Park Trash

Summer is here. People are outside. People are with their dogs. People are outside with their dogs. And what better place than the Gage Park Hill's Bark Park? I encourage everyone to go...if for no other reason than the people watching. Here we have two fine examples. The first is 80's trash. The second...trashy trash.

Let me tell you something about this little gem of an outfit. It is VERY short grey sweat shorts paired with a grey short-sleeved HALF-sweatshirt! Note the ponytail through the cap, excessive jewelry and try to picture the Marlboro Ultra Light 100s tucked in the back waistband. 80's trash classic!

Now, this little lady is working something very special. I'd seen her at the Bark Park once before (giant raver pants, tiny cammo halter top) and hoped for a repeat show. I was rewarded for my patience. We have here black sweatpants and an iridescent bikini top! You can't see it in the pictures, but this ensemble was complimented by two facial piercings, three terrible tattoos (butterfly anyone?), stretch marks and some truly unfortunate teeth. Trashy trash at its best!